The Incredibly Awesome Life and Times of Alpha

This is a catch up post packaged in the form of an ironically named blog post...

Got a new headset for the PS3... I've used it once... That's £23 I'm never gonna see again... It's not that it's a bad headset... I just don't like talking to people I don't know over PSN... so I only get to use it when friends are on... playing the same game... and the same match... Wow... I'm a fucking genius... I spent £23 on a headset... money which I should be saving... and I only used it once... Wow... That would be stupid even if we weren't in a recession. The recession just multiplys my obtuseness by a factor of at least 10. Fuck...

I also have hit the "OMG I'm wasting this holiday" part of the Summer... YAY! He said without the trace of any sarcasm... Fudge on a Frick on a very long turd covered stick... (Roughly translated as... 'Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' )

Anyway... hmmm... what do I say now... *Rubs chin in thought*... So essentially... I should end this with... fuck... AH!... a summary! Here goes nothin':
-I wasted my money
-I'm a fucking idiot...
-I've wasted my holiday...
-Rainbow Six Vegas 2 is a really crap game...
-And the Chronicles of Riddick is no where near as good as Pitch Black...

The man of a thousand ellipsises... (<-Look! Proof!)

Alpha